Welcome to the official Asparagus P fan site!

Asparagus P News

• Asparagus P is going to be in Superfreaks: The Movie, as himself. This is so exciting! Are you excited?
• Shooting is about to resume on Asparagus P.'s talk show The Wretched Abyss. Need we even point out that this is super-terrific news?
• Asparagus P is on Live Journal. Hooray!
• Rumor: Asparagus P heard saying good things about The Vaginatarians? Is he going to come out as Vago? OH MY GOD!

Movie Time

These are A.P's personal reviews of recent films. So far he's done only one, but we sure hope he does more soon!

• Windtalkers (Warning: he kinda spoils it for ya!)

For Members Only

• MushroomTower wiki
• SlackWiki
• Image upload directory
• Image upload instructions

Other things smelly and wonderful

• The outstanding WikiPedia project (endorsed by AsparagusP).
• HeavenHellPurgatory - the only transdimensional portal personally recommended by AsparagusP!
• (A.P-confidant) Texas Stu's Home Page and PubLick Wiki Page
• FlipSide - Yay!
• Historical Event Markup and Linking - Asparagus says this is "totally important!"

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